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a ri-DICK-ulous good time

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The world's only dick arcade

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Open for dick appointments

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a ri-DICK-ulous good time 🍆 The world's only dick arcade 🍆 Open for dick appointments 🍆

save a cowboy,
ride a dick.

Welcome to Slick Dick’s Wild Ride: a photo-friendly iNTERACTIVE playhouse for adults in Austin, Texas.

If you're looking for something unique and fun to do for bachelorette / bachelor parties, birthdays, friends' night out, or even a date, bring them to Slick Dick's Wild Ride for a Ri-Dick-ulously good time

LOCATION
979 Springdale Rd Suite 112,
Austin, TX 78702
Free parking available

STARRING

our mischevious
mechanical member Marvin

Also Featuring..

  • Whac-A-Dick

    Challenge a friend and smash the patriarchy! How many dicks can you whac in under 90 seconds??

  • Jean claw van dayum

    Try your luck at grabbing a plushy package from our claw machine!

  • Magic Hour Ride

    Ride into the rainbow sunset on our pole stage as you live your best hairography fantasy!

and more!

General Admission

Hours

Friday: 5 — 10pm

Saturday: 12 - 10pm

Sunday: 12 — 4PM

Pricing for one-hour GA

$25

in advance

$30

at door

Entry fee is required even if “you just want to watch.”

What People Are Saying

“SUPER fun experience. Perfect addition to a night out with your gals. Make your reservation & go get the best videos and pics ever!!.”

— Bex, Google Review

“These ladies are amazing for creating such a fun and hilarious atmosphere… They’ll make sure you’re taken care of.

— Jasmin, Google Review

We’re BYOB but be responsible about it

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

HOURS & Location

We are open by appointment only or visit during our Walk In Hours.

979 Springdale Road, Unit 112
Austin TX 78752
Free parking

Ticket Policies

Appointments may be rescheduled up to 24 hours prior to reservation time.

Purchases are not refundable.

Cashless Establishment

For everybody’s convenience, Slick DIck’s Wild Ride accepts all credit cards and digital forms of payment through Square.

Guest policy

Guests must be 18 years or older with valid proof of ID. We have the right to refuse service to anyone.

Liability Waiver must be signed

All guests must complete a Slick Dick’s Wild Ride liability waiver before entry. Please complete it early and save some time!

Shoe Policy

Shoes are NOT permitted in Slick Dick’s. Please go barefoot or wear socks (ideally grippy). Socks are available for purchase.

BEVERAGE policy

Slick Dick’s Wild Ride is BYOB. Glass containers are not permitted.

CREDIT, ASS, OR GRASS. NOBODY gets in FOR FREE.

The GA entrance fee to Slick Dick’s is $25 even if you do not partake in any of the activations.

The Lore

giants who reproduce by phallus autonomy exist;
dropping their dicks to seek a reproductive partner.

A rift in the dimensional fabric appeared, opening up a portal between this world and ours for one of these 7 foot dicks to pass through.

Initially, he ran rampant and aroused, causing chaos until a team of brave individuals captured him. To this day he resists his captivity.

Will you help tame the bologna pony?